Before 9 A.M.

I brushed my teeth
(and my chin too).
I combed the dog
and tied one shoe.
I hit my brother
(not too hard)
and colored Daddy's
credit card.
I watched cartoons
and wet my clothes.
Then ate some breakfast:
Oreos.
I build a Lego
centipede,
I washed my Frisbee,
tried to read.
I counted marbles,
played my drum.
I climbed the bookshelf,
sucked my thumb.
I hid a treasure,
drew a map.
Why does Mommy
need a nap?